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The innocent ramblings of CLAIRE and her side-kick whom we shall call MIMI for no paticular reason!

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THIS SHALL BE IN PLAY FORMAT!!
 
Claire and MIMI (whos name isn't actually such.... just.... it shall be known as such because i said so... ok... ok.. good... just drop it and accept the facts ok>? OK? OK!!!???)are the bestest of fried chickens. (AKA... Friends) *MIMI's aside* "Sometimes"
 
Claire: Wow Mimi that was uh..very..uh..insitefull
Mimi:Learn to spell
Claire: my bad..it's not like people actually care.
Mimi: well.. we are back from our jaunt to the park/playground *see claires blog*... and we shall now express what we did by interpretive dance.... if you can't see us we shall also tell you right here on this here website.... so stay tuned/..,,, LOL
Claire: A dance eh?
Mimi: I like dancing ok... problem?
Claire: No problem at all..let's just start okay?
Mimi: Well as stated in claires blog we went to the park to scare away the children... known to claire as..
Claire: CHIDDLERS!!!!!!!!! roar~~~~woah..dude~~~that's hilariously fun!
MIMI: WOAH spaztic.... so... here is our adventure...
 
We walk across the grass toward the playground...
 
Mimi: Look claire... birds LOVE  me.... here birdie birdie birdie,,, no don't fly away... stay here... damn!
Claire: (seems like she's on something)Hehe..yup they just LOVE you Mimi.
Mimi: I know!.... ok maybe not... *sob* *sniff* ah well..
 
They come to the playground but there is only one free swing!
 
Claire: Ah crap on my stick! The is only one swing left! Quick we must runners to it!!
mimi: HE HE I BEAT YOU>>> THE SWING IS MINE< I AM VICTORIOUS
Claire: Oh well, I gets a turn after you. Hey Mimi..I feel so grown up..all theses little chiddlers running in circles around each other in little itty bitty hatters.
Mimi: Shit! Claire I just broked the swing
Claire: Aww man! You're gonne get us kicked out of the park for a month and three days.
Mimi: Oh well...Omg Claire... The red swing... there's no one on it! OMG YAY>>> the swing...
Claire: Dude!!! The swing is shapped like a moldy pear!!!
Mimi: Moldy pear??
Claire: Yup! Only moldy pears have that like curvy part because they're all moldy and bruisey.
Mimi: woah... i suppose....
Claire: Ah poopy! There is a tree in my shoe.*takes shoe off and throws it at the ground. Wood chips fall out*
Mimi: heh heh
Claire stares at the ground for awhile.
Mimi: Woah! That thing looks like an alien. That kid is ridding the alien.
Claire: *falls down and rolls around laughing* Mimi that sounded dirty. Let's go ride the alien!!*Claire runs and kicks the kid off, and jumps on.*
We leave the park then and go up to queen street to go :"Shopping":
 
Claire: Let's go in here mimaroo*points to garden store with tons of garden accessories*
MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI: alrightie then... *go in look around...*
Mimi: y'know this isn't as much fun as i thought it would be....
Claire: Yea..let's get out of here before they kick us out for littering.
mimi: um it thing you mean loitering...?
Claire: Tomato-spinnache...same freggin thingger.
Mimi: Riiightttt
As they leave, Claire and Mimi see frogs humping the wall.
 
Claire: *points dramatically* Look frogs humping the wall in multiple colors.
Mimi: Yup.
Claire: Hey mimi! Let's go in the grocery store.
Mimi: Okay..ooh cherries!! Let's go buy four cherries!!!
Claire: Heh! four cherries.
Mimi and Claire go buy four cherries. As they approach the cherry bin...
 
Mimi:  Claire let's buy six cherries! Three of each color!!!
Claire: I love how we buy only six cherries.
 
(to be continued...)
 
 

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